Absolutely Wrecked
Absolutely Wrecked
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You rolled outta bed this morning feeling like a bag of dicks. The {reason is clear|situation is obvious. You are fucked. Your life is one big clusterfuck. You {tried toignore it, but the {truth|damn facts hit you like a ton of bricks. This shit is unbearable. There's no escape hatch in sight. You are beyond repair.
- Whatever
- Even more shit
Total and Busted
This jackass really messed up this time. He thought he could pull it off, but now he's in over his head. Looks like his story is shattered. He's gonna be spending some time for this one.
- Facing him dead.
- Justice is a motherfucker.
- Hope he learned his lesson.
Let this be a lesson to all you scumbags out there: don't fuck around. You'll get busted eventually.
Spiraling Outta Control, Fucked Up Bad total
Man, things are going downhill. I'm so screwed right now, it's not even believable. I tried to control this whole mess, but it just exploded out of my control. Now I'm stuck in a sea of shit, and I don't know how to getout.
- I need to chill before I snap.
- Perhaps tomorrow will be better.
Wrecked My Life Up
Dude, I swear life has totally/completely/absolutely screwed me up. Like, literally, things are just going downhill/a dumpster fire/worse than ever. I'm stressed out/losing it/on the verge of a breakdown 24/7, and I don't even know how to fix this/cope with this/get out of this mess. It feels like everything I do just goes wrong. Maybe I should just check here give up/throw in the towel/call it quits.
- I'm so tired of this/
- Help me!/I need a break!
- What am I going to do?/How did I get here?
Embracing That Fucked Existence
Dude, this whole existence is just a giant clusterfuck, you know? Like, every day's a battle against disappointment, and the only real distraction is another hit of that good medicine. You gotta survive through the bullshit, grind your way to the next paycheck, then rinse and repeat. Reality is a harsh mistress, but at least it keeps shit interesting, right?
So Damn Fucked Right Now
I'm absolutely crushed, man. Things are just a steaming pile. I feel like I'm about to explode. It's all beyond belief. This whole situation is pushing me over the edge. I just need a damn beer and maybe some space.
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